AMAZING- adjective; causing great surprise or sudden wonder.
I'd say, I'm a writer.
I'd say, I'm an artist.
I'd say, I'm a good listener.
Music-my escape.
Theatre-my domain.
Writing-my true home.
Picture-where I roam.
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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
(Source: slutsandstabwounds)
(Source: slutsandstabwounds)
I think we all know who wins here.
people can talk shit about America all they want but at the end of the day we have Ellen DeGeneres.
I see your Ellen Degeneres
and I raise you Stephen Fry
I see your Stephen Fry and raise you one Misha Collins
I SEE YOUR MISHA COLLINS
AND RAISE YOU ONE KEANU REEVES
I SEE YOUR KEANU REEVES. AND RAISE YOU MORGAN FREEMAN.
i cant…
(Source: mypatronusisyou)
-allthegoodtimesgiveyoucancer:
dead
women logic
I dont understand how you could marry someone that dumb
I made myself sick with frustration :(
*Blonde logic, not woman logic
Omg. This bitch.
(Source: tronmayer)
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation.
Woman: It can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
A but.
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I really hope this one brings me to the bonus area….
(Source: slutsandstabwounds)
“alternative family values”?